Ryan Taber - Born To Live, Live To Die

Download This F*%$king Bull$*!t

"Taber's songs are great. A good move signin' his ass Crossman, he'll bring in the big bucks."

-Tommy Kelly, WCAT News, (KY)

"I dig Taber's album too."

-Jason Edgil, Imperial Car Wash (MI)

"I'm gorgeous you're selfish you do the math...I was just listening to Taber's album, he's an insightful chap."

-Stephen Stivs, The Double Door (IL)

Anti-Raunchwagon Records, in conjunction with Heinz Ketchup, would love to present the first solo album from Ryan Taber. This is a three-song selection from a batch of music originally made for a series of Heinz commercials in the late 1990's. I have chosen to release it in the format of a Non-Existent 7" Vinyl Record. No more LP records, nowadays it is 7" or don't bother.

Who is Ryan Taber? He is the creator of an iceberg, of which the tip is very small and has neglected to become visible to most of the people who know about its existence. What I mean to say is, he is a tremendous songwriter who doesn't care to spray his music all over the world. But there has been too much pressure from interested crowds, and I have allowed a leak. For years, his music has been transmogrified through a game of "Operator", being passed through different friends' iTunes, with names being added, and compilations being made where none existed. So you should consider yourself lucky to possess a hard copy of his music, in the new, Non-Existent Vinyl format exclusively from Anti-Raunch. Enjoy!

P.S. These three songs come from a wide selection of rarities, and in the process there were some other possible titles/artworks up for consideration of the cover for the Non-Existent Vinyl 7". This is what some of them looked like: