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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Richard Gumby - Dr. Thief, M.D.

The song is about a woman with a staff infection, who thinks that her doctor stole her vagina. Two months after her trip to the psych ward, she still believed that he had thieved it and then returned it (and did a nice job reattaching everything). Lyrics:

I do not remember at all when I woke and saw my enemy.
Now I'm not pro-choice, I lost my voice, my will to be.
Now can somebody tell me where I'm at?
What the doctor took from me, it was a part of my body.
The nurse did help the pain, did help needle, into my veins.
Now can't nobody tell me where it's at/to where I'm goin,
Because nobody knows the truth about the snatch.
A woman is only what she believes.
Now I must find the vagina thief.


So eat it. Special thanks to Maureen Gesley, the quing (queen-king) over at Get Yo Shit Done hair and nail salon, and the President of Peachy Pussy in Berkeley, CA.