The Good Luck Twins - Feliz Navidad

Any crisis you may be experience-ing will have to subside, AS YOU PREPARE TO LISTEN TO THIS NEW ALBUM from none other than The Good Luck Twins, earnestly comprised of Dr. Thomas Dennis Kelly, M.D. (Mlac, Tommy Kelly, Mike Raker and The Abominable Snow Pussies, Carpe Musical, Maita, etc.) and Jason Edgil (Tin Can Phone). Their second effort returns to normalcy, presented in old-school traditional-style grammar and capitalization in the title (as opposed to both of Stephen Stivs' earlier Anti-Raunchwagon releases).

The best part about The Good Luck Twins is their luck. You know those songs that just kinda come out of you? They take comparitively less time to write, as if THE GURU is writing to and through you, you know? Imagine, just for one moment, :::::: (LAYLAH) ::::: Well imagine that happening for EVERY SONG! As you can see,*The Good Luck Twins have great luck.*

I hope you have a great Christmas. I anticipate nothing but good tidings after your first listen to this PILE OF GOLD we have stumbled upon. Listen to some tunes, soak up in the dry juices of winter, eat the pavement, scrape your name into fluffy dog hair that is on fire, whilst trading places with an old relative. Grab a cold one and make sure it is still carbonated!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS with love, hugs and death from Richard Gumby, Ramone Paystub, Rufus Treestump, Ronaldo Stinkfist and Rugby Belvedeere!